There was an outfielder named Drew
Whose times in the lineup were few
Watchful fans were alert
That he always was hurt
Except when his contract was due.
Another disabled Dodger, but one who has excelled for them:
Gagne was the Dodgers closer
To hitters he was a bulldozer
His Canadian heat
Would make them dead meat
As he told them, “Take off, you hosers!”
And a classic injured Dodger moment:
There was a hurt slugger named Kirk
Whose pinch-hitting seemed doomed not to work
Though his knees were a wreck
He went deep off of Eck
And the fans went completely berserk.
