Six months after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina, Mardi Gras parties lifted many spirits in
The team made good on its vow Wednesday night in an 89-67 defeat to the Los Angeles Clippers at
Amazingly, the Hornets went scoreless for a 12:41 stretch in the third and fourth quarters, while the Clippers scored 25 points during that stretch. Dick Cheney shot more accurately than the Hornets, who missed 21 consecutive field goal attempts at one point. For the second half as a whole, they were 5 for 34. However, their misfiring endeared them greatly to the Messiah. In the words of the Book of Matthew, “blessed are the brick shooters.”
Lent originated as a way to emulate Jesus, who retreated into the wilderness and fasted for 40 days to prepare for his ministry. The Hornets are in a wilderness of their own, having been displaced from
One of the central figures in spreading the teachings of Jesus was the Apostle Paul. His role in spreading Christianity has made him venerated as a saint. The Hornets are also reverential toward Paul. In this case, it’s point guard Chris Paul, the odds-on choice for NBA Rookie of the Year. However, Chris Paul cannot be considered a saint, as the rules for canonization strictly forbid punching Julius Hodge in the family jewels.
Lent comes to its conclusion on the sacred day of Easter. The Hornets have clearly learned from the example of Jesus, who rose from the dead after inspiring a hit movie from Mel Gibson. Having posted a franchise-worst 18-64 mark last season, New Orleans/Oklahoma City is currently 31-26. It’s a resurrection that many would consider miraculous.
Giving up their second half offense for 40 days will certainly turn that record for the worse, although the Hornets do get a few days off before Tuesday’s inevitable loss to