This Thursday, sports fans across
I made my tourney picks last night
Zero hour 12 p.m.
And I’m gonna have cheese fries and Bud Light by then
I’ll miss a day of work to my delight
I’m watching all the games
Live via satellite
And I think it’s gonna be a long long day
‘Til upsets turn me into disarray
Don’t let my Final Four picks get sent home
Oh no no no I’m a bracket man
Bracket man screaming in the ESPN Zone
March ain’t the time to pick a 16 seed
But watch out for the 12’s
And I hate when my team blows a lead
And my bad luck I don’t understand
I never win my office pool
A bracket man, a bracket man
And I think it’s gonna be a long long day
‘Til upsets turn me into disarray
Don’t let my Final Four picks get sent home
Oh no no no I’m a bracket man
Bracket man screaming in the ESPN Zone