Duke’s J.J. Redick is well-known as a high scorer and deadly perimeter shooter. He also has gained attention for writing horrendous poetry. Much to the chagrin of UNC fans and Duke-haters everywhere, he’s been far more effective with the basketball than he is with a pen. However, while my three-point prowess lags well behind his, I shoot fewer airballs with my verse. With that in mind, here’s a poetic summary of last night’s North Carolina-Duke contest.
The game was anxiously awaited throughout
An upset in the rivalry would generate huge thrills
Last year the hated Dukies won in Cameron by a point
Then
The Heels made sure the fans would feel an even greater joy
When one month later they made a national champion out of
But many thought the next campaign would simply go to hell
Since all the guys they knew were gone, except David Noel
The scene was different for the rivals just eight miles away
They became the favorites as Redick and Williams chose to stay
Another title for Coach K would drive Duke-haters mad
And he would truly make them vomit with those AmEx ads
So in November these teams had a different set of goals
The Devils were number 1, but the Heels were left out of the polls
But UNC surprised, with all the freshmen stepping up
They laid an egg at USC but beat
Although they’re not the top dog, NIT-bound they just ain’t
With Coach Roy on the sideline and
But Redick’s been a superstar with 28 a game
Like Laettner back in ’92, opponents curse his name
His Dukies struggled at home against the Hokies and FSU
But only
So Duke was a clear favorite in the matchup Tuesday night
But the home fans hoped to storm the court with feverish delight
Last year’s heroes Felton, May and Manuel were in town
But they just watched, and at the half the Heels were five points down
After the break their sloppy play caused Coach Williams to scream
“You’re killing me – stop passing the ball right to the other team!”
So all five starters came out with the Heels 17 behind
But the subs reduced the deficit and answered Coach’s call
Even Quentin Thomas didn’t throw away the ball
The starters then returned and proved to all the Heels weren’t dead
They crashed the boards and hit some 3’s, and soon they were ahead
The upset seemed attainable as fans stayed on their feet
But one guy spoiled all their plans for a party on
His first three years in crunch time, his shot attempts would brick
But this time
He scored 22 in the second half for a total of 35
Now Morrison’s chance at the Wooden Award is no longer alive
The Heels did close to one after Redick passed into the stands
But next time when he lost the ball, it wound up in Paulus’s hands
Needing a three to tie,
It’s moments like that the Heels could really use Rashad McCants
The Devils escaped after Danny Green’s last shot was off the mark
Now they’ll feel more hatred Saturday in
There are no moral victories, but surely
His gritty team will feel no fear in front of the Cameron crowd
But last year was the time for UNC to have the glory
They’ll be contenders again next year, but now it’s a different story
Like 2004, the Final Four is in the Dukies’ plans
So just like then, expect